Sunday, January 14, 2007

Sex at the stairwell

Yeah! some stupid IT admin used a stupid password for their wireless network. Now I get to go online at work. Not for long I'm sure...

Anyway, went to a housewarming party just now. The bros found this nice little spot (at the stairwell) as a smoking corner. Damn HDB architects should be banged (or praised?) for installing doors to the staircase in HDB flats! What a waste of money. One reason for jacked up public housing prices?

Back to the point of sex at the stairwell. So this stairwell is very strategically designed. It faces the bathroom windows of the opposite block and concealment is further enhanced by the stupid door. Since the lifts stop at every floor, the chances of the staircase being deserted in approximately 98% per day (assume 0.5 hr for the cleaners). What a safe place to have sex if you haven't tried humping at a stairwell yet. Try asking those school kids who "shared" their staircase-sex videos how it feels. It must be good or they wouldn't be doing it ya? Don't forget to record your adventure for "sharing". It will be my pleasure to review it.

Oh....this haven is near Old Airport Road market. Go explore. Make haste while the concrete floor is still clean. :)

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